Man Offers To Give Away Girlfriend On Craigslist Instead Of His Dog

When an American girl demanded that her boyfriend chose between her and his dog, he chose to stay with the beagle. As the old saying goes; a dog is a man’s best friend, and this was certainly true in this case. His girlfriend had asked him to give up his sweet pet for adoption, but instead he placed an advertisement to rehome his girlfriend in which he called her selfish and wicked.There are many reasons why a dog is considered a man’s best friend. They are faithful, never forsake their master and in some cases can seem more human than many people. An American man from Roanoke in Virginia realised the truth of this when he was forced to choose between his fiancée and his dog. His girlfriend was not fond of his little beagle, Molly, and demanded that he put the dog up for adoption.




This led the young man to post an ad on Craigslist. The title reads ‘Free to any willing home’ and includes a picture of a cute dog. On reading the full advertisement, though, it becomes clear that the man is not actually describing the dog but is planning to continue his love affair with the animal and not with the girl. The Roanoke man has written a piece that is not in fact trying to find a home for the dog in the photo but is instead describing his less-than-perfect girlfriend. He writes:
‘She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!’ To conclude the post, the man says that he and his dog want his 30-year-old girlfriend ‘rehomed ASAP’ and describes her as being ‘selfish, wicked and gold-digging’. 
It is not known if the two humans in the story continue to be together after all these harsh words and there has been no news about how the girl reacted to what was said about her in the ad. Of course, like any other woman in a similar situation, she cannot have been happy that her partner preferred the company of his dog to her and may have returned to her original breeders, aka her parents. Molly, meanwhile, will be relieved to continue as man’s best friend, never to be put aside even for a woman.




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